Oh Here We Go With Slow Mojo Again
Aunt Agatha: Faster, faster! We're almost there. And so I'll throw you into the mirror, too. You'll never see your parents again or that mangy mutt of yours.
Kelly Farmer: You lot are so cranky! Get a life!
Mr. Due north: [coming into the witches' gathering] These people have been reading also much Stephen King.
Lynn Farmer: Cross your heart... hope to die... stick a needle in your eye, shake your lesser if yous got 'em.
Aunt Agatha: [Mr. Northward holds the moonstone with his claws] Remember before y'all offered to give me back the moonstone for $50,000? Well, information technology's a deal! I'll turn you back and give you the money.
Oscar: I knew it! I knew he couldn't be trusted!
Mr. N: It was a mistake, all correct. No bargain! I'g ashamed of myself for fifty-fifty thinking about betraying Lynn and Kelly, and sticking up for them is more than important than money.
Aunt Agatha: [Shocked] You're turning me downward?
Mr. Due north: Right!
Aunt Agatha: ...Even if information technology means being a crow for the rest of your life?
Mr. N: Even if it means being a crow for the rest of my life!
Aunt Agatha: Go go your shotgun, George. We're going crow-hunting!
Mr. Due north: Hunt this, ugly!
[flies out the window]
Aunt Agatha: Ahh!
Kelly Farmer: [Kelly and Lynn brainstorm their adventure to rescue Aunt Sofia] Where practise you have a witches' gathering?
Lynn Farmer: Hollywood?
Kelly Farmer: Nah. Someplace spooky. Possibly we can observe someone who knows. I'll toss a penny. If information technology comes upwardly heads, we'll keep going in that direction.
[Kelly tosses upwards the penny, only it goes over the bridge hitting someone]
Mr. N: Hey! Y'all could kill somebody like that! Unless, of course, it was a argent dollar. Then you lot'd exist forgiven. Ha ha ha.
[Walks under the bridge]
Kelly Farmer: Where'southward he going?
Lynn Farmer: Under the span.
[the twins cross to the other side of the span]
Lynn Farmer: What are you doing down at that place?
Mr. North: This is my... humble dwelling. Heh heh heh.
Kelly Farmer: If you lot had a door, we would've knocked starting time!
Lynn Farmer: Ha ha. If you lot're homeless, there's a new place downtown that can assist you! I saw it on the news!
Mr. North: Who are you two supposed to be? Dear Abby and Ann Landers? Ha ha. I... don't want a handout. I want to be rich. No! Not but rich. I want to be... filthy rich! Ha ha ha ha ha.
Kelly Farmer,Lynn Farmer: [laughing together] Hee hee hee.
Mr. N: Ramone, bring the Ferrari around. I retrieve I'll bulldoze myself today. Ho ho ho! Lots of money and wonderful things. I desire planes and houses, a business firm on the islands. I need... new shoes. Yes! Yes!
[Stops for a moment]
Mr. North: Look a minute... blonde. Two young blonde... oh, yes! I think I remember.
Mr. N: [while traveling in a pumpkin truck, Lynn notices something wrong and wakes up Mr. N] He's turned off the route we need to be on! No! No! You lot're going the wrong way! Nosotros've got to get off.
Kelly Farmer: Not until he stops!
Lynn Farmer: No fashion!
Kelly Farmer,Lynn Farmer: [Mr. N gets upwardly; the twins lean towards each other, together] Way!
Mr. N: [Appears in front of the driver'due south window] Excuse me, dude... Whew!
Kelly Farmer: [Kelly traps Aunt Agatha by tying her hands with her wand] You're not Aunt Sofia! Her favorite cookies were cinnamon, not chocolate chip!
[Takes off running]
Aunt Sofia: [Freed from the mirror] I'm back!
[Hugs Lynn and Kelly equally they giggle with joy]
Aunt Agatha: [Shocked] How tin can this be? It'due south after midnight!
Lynn Farmer: No, it's not! I pushed the clock ahead by v minutes!
Aunt Agatha: You sneaky, despicable, underhanded...
Lynn Farmer: No sense of sense of humour?
Kelly Farmer: Your witching days are over!
George: [Confused] Where am I?
Aunt Agatha: It is not midnight yet, there'due south still time!
Oscar: [to Mr. N sarcastically] You're a lot of help.
Mr. Due north: [Lynn and Kelly enter a very small firm] You're on your own. I tin can't fit in at that place.
Mr. Northward: [Coming out from under the bridge] Don't I know you?
Kelly Farmer: You're the windshield guy!
Lynn Farmer: We always see you in that corner over there.
Mr. N: [Thinks for a moment] Ah. You're the ones who gave me the pineapple lollipops!
[the twins nod]
Mr. North: Well you, you shouldn't be here alone!
[Climbing up]
Mr. North: What, what are y'all doing out by yourselves? Yous should go home.
Kelly Farmer: Non until nosotros detect Aunt Agatha and get her moonstone!
Lynn Farmer: And break the magic spell on Aunt Sofia!
Mr. N: Hold it, time out, un momento, por favor. You lot lost me back at the part about the moonstone. What is a moonstone?
Lynn Farmer: It's this gem that she has.
Mr. N: Jewel? Is it valuable?
Kelly Farmer: Oh yes, 200 years former!
Mr. N: Interesting. And you're going to become this gem by yourselves?
Lynn Farmer: Sure.
Mr. North: Hmm.
[while walking]
Mr. North: Two little girls traveling with an expensive gem rock. Someone might try to steal it. I better go along and protect you.
Lynn Farmer: Information technology could come up in handy having a grown-up along.
Kelly Farmer: OK, Mr...
Mr. Northward: Plato Naufzagger
Lynn Farmer: A plate of what?
Mr. N: [a trivial irritated] But call me Mr. N for short.
Kelly Farmer: I'm Kelly.
Lynn Farmer: I'm Lynn.
[Mr. N laughs, the three shake hands]
Kelly Farmer: We know Aunt Agatha is going to a witches' gathering, just we don't know where information technology is.
Lynn Farmer: Do you know where it could exist?
Mr. N: So say she'southward in a grouping. Halloween always brings out the loonies. Speaking of loonies, I know merely the 1 who might be able to help the states. She's not far.
Christine Farmer: Aunt Agatha, I'g going to be honest with y'all. Don's structure business isn't going very well.
Don Farmer: Well...
Christine Farmer: [Cuts him off] He'due south very good at what he does.
Aunt Agatha: I'll bet.
Christine Farmer: But, with the recession, a lot of people haven't been able to pay him what they owe.
Aunt Agatha: [Turns to Christine and Don] So?
Christine Farmer: So, we need your assist. The bank is threatening to foreclose on our house.
Don Farmer: Look, we're just asking for a loan, non a gift. Merely until I pay the money...
Aunt Agatha: I knew information technology! I knew you had a selfish reason for you to come crawling around here!
[Walks over and gets in Don'due south face]
Aunt Agatha: Oh! It's accept, take, take!
Don Farmer: [Tries to get up] Now...
Christine Farmer: [Sits Don back downward] That's not fair!
[a long pause]
Christine Farmer: All we have ever gotten from you lot in the concluding 7 years is rejection and corruption!
Aunt Agatha: If you call back that's rejection and abuse, you lot own't seen nothing however!
George: I took the liberty of preparing some tea.
Aunt Agatha: Drop information technology!
[George drops the tray, glass breaks]
Aunt Agatha: Now take the liberty of showing these beggars to the door. They're out of here.
Aunt Agatha: [Agatha'southward true cat screeches loudly] Aah! My true cat!
[Pulls Christine from behind and throws her to Don, he catches her]
Aunt Agatha: My true cat! Aah!
[Agatha runs exterior, Christine and Don follow. George grabs the tray and walks outside a few seconds later]
Aunt Agatha: [Aunt Agatha is shocked to see Lynn and Kelly as twins] You never said yous had twins.
Christine Farmer: When did yous e'er requite united states of america the gamble?
Aunt Agatha: Get off my street right now!
Lynn Farmer: [the twins run to the car] Come on, Norman!
Don Farmer: Don't you yell at my daughters!
Aunt Agatha: [Turns to face Don] Get out at present! And have that mutt and those brats of yours with you! I'm alarm yous...
Don Farmer: ...Gladly. Girls, we're going!
Kelly Farmer: [about Gravedigger] This guy needs to get out more.
[Lynn nods in agreement]
Mr. N: [Exiting out of Madame Lulu's business] We take a long way to go. But here's our bus.
Lynn Farmer: A pumpkin truck?
Mr. N: Ha Ha! Go along a spotter.
[Mr. N helps the twins sneak into the back of the truck and then gets in himself]
Mr. North: [as a crow] Wait here! Whoa!
Oscar: It'southward one of Agatha's minions!
Mr. Northward: Chill man. It'due south me. This is not a trick.
Lynn Farmer: [Shocked] Mr. N?
Mr. N: Yes! Tin can you go to this? I've been dissed big fourth dimension!
Lynn Farmer: What happened? Did Aunt Agatha do this to you?
Mr. Northward: Yeah. Even without the moonstone, that former witch has got a whole mess of magic. Talk most sick. I'm hungry, anybody got a worm?
Lynn Farmer: Where'southward Kelly? Did she become away?
Mr. N: No. They grabbed her and they're taking her back to Agatha's house. Merely they're going to be delayed a little. Hee ha hee hee.
Kelly Farmer: Thanks for trying to salvage my life.
[Lynn and Kelly expect into each other's eyes]
Kelly Farmer: I dearest you.
Lynn Farmer: I love y'all likewise. And you know what, I don't really mind beingness twins.
Kelly Farmer: Me neither, information technology makes both of united states of america special. And I don't care if people make dumb jokes virtually united states of america. Or if Mom dresses us akin. I'll always learn to be a twin sis no matter what.
Lynn Farmer: I'll ever desire to be your twin sister too.
Don Farmer: [Lynn and Kelly learn that they volition lose their abode] Family conference fourth dimension.
Lynn Farmer: [Finding out that Kelly'southward been captured] They caught her! I don't want them to injure her! She's my sister!
Oscar: At present, now...
Lynn Farmer: [Nearly in tears] Oscar, I haven't been very nice to Kelly lately. We've never been apart. I bet she'due south scared and I'chiliad non there to tell her it'due south OK.
Oscar: Come on, we got to be brave.
Lynn Farmer: I know. But we don't know how to get to Aunt Agatha's. We can't free Aunt Sofia and we tin't help Kelly.
Oscar: You just can't surrender.
Mr. N: That's right.
Oscar: Wait.
[shows Lynn a clock on a billboard]
Oscar: We nevertheless have a half-60 minutes until midnight.
Lynn Farmer: That's it! Mr. Gravedigger! He'll know how to get there!
Oscar: Yeah, just where is he?
Lynn Farmer: He says he lived where the dominicus always shines and it never gets nighttime!
Mr. N: I can wing to Vegas, place a few bets, catch Siegfried and Roy.
Oscar: You mean the Gravedigger lives in Las Vegas?
Lynn Farmer: [Points to the billboard] No. I think he lives correct at that place!
Aunt Agatha: [Examines a apartment tire] Looks similar it was punctured by a... crow's nib. Oh! Stand back!
[Tries to use Kelly'southward wand, but zip happens]
Aunt Agatha: Oh what a phony.
[Throws the wand bated, Kelly goes to retrieve it]
George: You were able to turn that man into a crow , madam.
Aunt Agatha: That was like shooting fish in a barrel. He was crooked to begin with. Without the moonstone, this requires muscles that I haven't used in years.
Aunt Sofia: Kelly, are you in there? It'southward Aunt Sofia! Are you lot all right? Your sister has saved me!
Kelly Farmer: [Cracks the door open] What happened?
Aunt Sofia: Oh! Lynn and Oscar came to the house and used the moonstone to complimentary me!
Kelly Farmer: Where's Mr. N?
Aunt Sofia: Mr... Oh! Oh, your friend! Oh! Well, he was so glad that this was all over that he "flew", he "fled", he rushed off!
Kelly Farmer: And where's Lynn and Oscar?
Aunt Sofia: Oh, everybody'southward all safe and sound. Permit'south bustle, I decided to give your parents the loan then you won't lose the business firm.
Kelly Farmer: That's great! Now yous tin can be part of our family!
Aunt Sofia: Null could make me happier. Come on down. Bustle upward.
[Kelly hides and thinks for a moment. She has a 'Something'south not correct' await on her face]
Kelly Farmer: [Reappears] And and so you lot and Mom and Lynn and me can all broil your favorite cookies!
Aunt Sofia: Yes, that's right!
[Kelly hides once more, realizing that it'southward not Aunt Sofia. She nods as she comes up with an idea]
Kelly Farmer: Because Mom tells me how much you love chocolate chip cookies!
Aunt Sofia: Chocolate chip, my favorite! Are you coming down?
Kelly Farmer: I'one thousand scared, information technology's too dark!
Aunt Sofia: Then I'll come upwardly.
Kelly Farmer: Could yous?
Aunt Sofia: No problem.
Kelly Farmer: And I'll open the door.
Aunt Sofia: I'one thousand on my way.
[Aunt Sofia climbs upwardly the stairs]
Aunt Sofia: Hither I come.
Kelly Farmer: [Prepares her wand] I can inappreciably expect!
Aunt Sofia: Me neither. Ha ha...
[Gets closer to the door. Kelly then traps her easily betwixt the door lock and wand]
Aunt Sofia: Kelly, What's going on? What are you lot... what's happening?
Kelly Farmer: Yous're not Aunt Sofia! Her favorite cookies were cinnamon, not chocolate chip!
[She runs]
Aunt Agatha: [Disguise broken] I don't care if it'southward fudge and fly droppings!
[Struggles to interruption free]
Aunt Agatha: Oh, allow me out of this! Oh! What's happened to my magic?
Kelly Farmer: [fleeing] Mr. N!
[Runs upwards the stairs]
Kelly Farmer: Mr. N!
Mr. Due north: [Exterior, as a crow, senses trouble] Uh-oh!
Kelly Farmer: [Withal running, sees someone she assumes is Mr. North in the shadows downstairs, excited and relieved] Mr. N, Mr. N, Guess what! I trapped Aunt Agatha!
[the human in the shadows turns out to exist George. He picks Kelly upwards and shakes her, she screams loudly]
Aunt Agatha: [searching for the twins, Oscar, and Mr. N] Drat! Drat! Drat!
[Turns to George]
Aunt Agatha: If we don't find them, I'one thousand taking it out on yous!
George: I idea yous might, ma'am.
[Kelly and Mr. N are running, which gets Agatha'due south attention]
Aunt Agatha: In that location they go! After them! Follow them! Head them off and bring them dorsum for their penalization! Ha ha ha!
Kelly Farmer: [Lynn is ready to give upwardly the moonstone] Wait, don't practise it! Run! Save yourself!
Aunt Agatha: George!
Lynn Farmer: But I tin can't let her hurt you lot!
[Comes downstairs and lays the moonstone at Agatha's feet]
Lynn Farmer: [Norman the dog is barking at Agatha's cat] Norman, exit that cat alone!
Kelly Farmer: Norman, go out of at that place!
Don Farmer: Kids, get away from that cat!
Lynn Farmer: [Leaving the forest] Look! There's a house!
[the fog clears, revealing a very small-scale house]
Mr. N: Yous see, I knew that that house was there.
Lynn Farmer: Requite me a break.
Kelly Farmer: [Observing the business firm ahead of them] Looks like a really little house.
Mr. Northward: [while walking towards the house] No, no, no, no. Yous see, it only looks pocket-size because it's so far off in the distance. It's called a perspective effect. We accept quite a hike alee of us.
[They get closer to the firm in 10 seconds. Mr. N opens the gate]
Mr. North: I approximate it's not the perspective event after all.
Aunt Agatha: [Gravedigger nervously awaits for his payment, Agatha pulls out a dollar bill] Have you finished the task?
[Gives him the dollar but still holds on]
Aunt Agatha: But not earlier telling those trivial twin girls something to which they shouldn't exist privy?
Gravedigger: I... I...
Aunt Agatha: Don't try! Your days, pitiful and pathetic as they are, shall be numbered!
[the Gravedigger runs away scared]
Aunt Agatha: If I ever meet your stupid, shriveled face once again, I'll utilise information technology as an oil rag!
[Walks back inside]
Aunt Agatha: George, cascade me a bathroom! Make it good and common cold!
Aunt Agatha: [Aunt Agatha double-crosses Lynn] The little sucker actually believed me. Hee hee hee hee!
Lynn Farmer: But y'all crossed your middle!
Aunt Agatha: But that doesn't count. I don't have a centre. Hee hee hee hee hee hee!
Mr. Northward: Merely I do!
[Flies down]
Mr. N: [Kelly escapes from George]
Lynn Farmer: Kelly, quick! Upwardly the stairs!
Mr. N: [Grabs the moonstone] Moonstone, coming up!
Lynn Farmer: Oh!
Oscar: Expert chore!
Mr. North: [Quietly while Aunt Agatha is making her speech] Oscar, allow'southward get. I have an thought.
Oscar: Come on. Follow me.
Oscar: [On the way to the witches' gathering] Come on, hurry with your makeup.
Mr. Due north: [Lynn makes a last stand towards Aunt Agatha] Be conscientious, Lynn.
Aunt Agatha: Y'all're wearing my moonstone. Give it to me. I'll turn you into a snail.
Lynn Farmer: Not! You can't hurt me every bit long every bit I'one thousand wearing the moonstone
Aunt Agatha: Sofia's been blabbing, has she? Look, honey, you and I don't have to be enemies huh? Practise we?
Lynn Farmer: No, we don't. If y'all permit Kelly go, and Aunt Sofia...
Aunt Agatha: Wait await expect wait. I have a better idea. I know you're unlike from your sister. You lot're... Y'all're special.
Lynn Farmer: What do you hateful?
Aunt Agatha: Well, I mean you're tired of beingness a twin, aren't yous?
Lynn Farmer: Yes. Simply...
Aunt Agatha: Oh. I know what that's like, dear, having to share everything, or having people go you all mixed upwards together.
Lynn Farmer: Well...
Aunt Agatha: You and I could possess the moonstone together.
Lynn Farmer: [Looks over to Kelly, who's currently beingness held by George] Just what about Kelly?
Aunt Agatha: Oh, all she does is make it the way. We'll put her with Aunt Sofia on the other side of the mirror. And then you won't exist a twin anymore, think of it! Ha ha ha!
Lynn Farmer: [Thinks for 10 seconds] No!
Oscar: That'due south telling her!
Gravedigger: Yeah!
Aunt Agatha: I tried to be prissy!
Kelly Farmer: That'll be the day.
Aunt Agatha: [to Kelly] Quiet!
[George covers Kelly's mouth with his mitt]
Aunt Agatha: George, didn't I try to be nice?
[George nods]
Aunt Agatha: But no more Mr. Squeamish Guy! I can't cast a spell on yous. Simply your sis isn't wearing the moonstone.
Lynn Farmer: Don't turn her into annihilation! Don't hurt her!
Aunt Agatha: I'll offer you a direct exchange.
[Kelly bites George's hand]
Aunt Agatha: If you give me the moonstone, I'll let both of you become.
Kelly Farmer: [George struggles to keep Kelly placidity] Don't practice it, Lynn! She's a liar!
Aunt Agatha: Information technology's your option, Lynn! George, bring Kelly closer so I tin starting time maxim a spell.
Lynn Farmer: No! I'll practise it. Just you accept to hope to let everyone go.
Mr. North: Me too!
Lynn Farmer: And turn Mr. Northward back into a person.
Aunt Agatha: All right. I promise.
Lynn Farmer: Cantankerous your heart.
Aunt Agatha: Cantankerous my heart.
Lynn Farmer: Promise to dice.
Aunt Agatha: Hope to dice.
Lynn Farmer: Stick a needle in your middle,
[Shakes]
Lynn Farmer: Shake your lesser if you got 'em.
Aunt Agatha: Stick a needle in your bottom... Oh, simply hand it over!
Lynn Farmer: First let Kelly go.
Aunt Agatha: Start hand information technology over.
Lynn Farmer: You go first.
Aunt Agatha: You get offset.
Lynn Farmer: Yous go first.
Aunt Agatha: You go first. Oh, for goodness sake! Only put the moonstone downwardly here on the flooring! George, when the moonstone is on the floor, let that Kelly daughter go. And so I'll turn back Mr. N and then we'll call it a dark.
Oscar: [Hiding from Aunt Agatha and her mob] I got it. Who wants to take intendance of it?
Mr. N: Well, why don't I take it?
Oscar: Why you?
Mr. N: I'thousand the biggest.
Oscar: I don't recollect so. How will we know yous're not gonna run off with it?
Mr. N: Oscar, no trust. That is what is wrong with the globe today. Anyhow, how practice we know that Yous won't run off with it?
Lynn Farmer: Will you two cut it out? They're coming. I'll take it.
Kelly Farmer: What will we do?
Oscar: I think we should divide upwardly.
Lynn Farmer: No, we should stay together.
Oscar: It's our but chance we have of getting abroad. Lynn and I volition get this manner, y'all 2 go that way.
Mr. Due north: Oh, certain. Y'all go with the twin that has the moonstone.
Aunt Agatha: [Off-screen] Over this style! By the cars!
Oscar: One time we've lost them, nosotros'll all meet upwardly over again at the Oscarmobile, OK? Come on!
Lynn Farmer: Good luck, Kelly!
Kelly Farmer: Skillful luck, Lynn!
[They hug each other]
Mr. N: Touching, merely could we become a move on? Go!
[the twins carve up, await at each other, and salute each other for proficient luck]
Aunt Agatha: [Mr. N comes out of hiding] And so, y'all decided to give yourself up, eh? Where's the brat?
Mr. N: I'g not giving up. I am negotiating.
Aunt Agatha: What are yous talking nearly?
Mr. N: [Walks downstairs] Here's the deal, toots, now, you desire the moonstone back, correct?
Aunt Agatha: It is mine!
Mr. N: Fine. Merely Kelly and I don't take it. Lynn and Oscar have it. But, if yous requite me a large reward and promise non to hurt the girls, I will help you get the moonstone dorsum. That will keep them from lifting the spell on sweet ol' Aunt Sofia.
[Stops walking]
Mr. Due north: How does $50,000 sound?
Aunt Agatha: I don't demand you. You're nothing but a duplicitous twerp, a vituperative snark!
Mr. N: I'm pitiful you feel that mode... You drive a hard bargain. I respect that.
[Thinks for a second]
Mr. N: $25,000 and not a penny less!
Aunt Agatha: Yous're starting to irritate me.
Mr. North: $10,000 and that is my final offer!
Aunt Agatha: Why don't I give you my last offer?
Mr. N: I'k all ears.
[Aunt Agatha uses her magic to turn Mr.Northward into a crow]
Mr. N: Caw! Caw! No, I'yard all feathers! Caw! Caw!
[Agatha laughs]
Mr. North: Lady, I would of settled for 20 bucks!
Aunt Agatha: Get observe a flock and become lost!
Mr. Northward: [Flies away] You're crazy, lady!
[Agatha continues to laugh evilly]
Kelly Farmer: [Looks through the door] Mr. N! Mr. N!
[Closes the door, now worried]
Kelly Farmer: The lights are on. Somebody must exist in there.
Mr. N: Yeah. Somebody with a heck of a backache.
[Lynn opens the door, the twins look back at Mr. N before they enter the house]
Mr. Due north: Yous're on your ain. I can't fit in there.
Lynn Farmer: [Explaining their agenda to rescue Aunt Sofia] And then, we take to interruption the magic spell by midnight.
Oscar: This could exist a fantastic risk! Non without gamble, of form. Merely what great adventure isn't? Nosotros have no time to lose.
Mr. Northward: [Exterior Oscar's window] Ladies, I find parts of that story rather difficult to believe
Oscar: [Looks up at Mr.N , somewhat agreeing. Turns to the twins] The problem is that as people go bigger, their imaginations get smaller.
Kelly Farmer: You lot hateful you'll take united states of america to the gathering?
Oscar: Of course I volition! But we have to exist prepared.
Lynn Farmer: [Lynn, Oscar, Gravedigger and Mr. N search for Aunt Sofia] She said she was trapped in a mirror. Spread out!
Mr. Northward: [to Oscar exterior his window] How practise you lot do? You lot have a very nice place here.
Pumpkin Commuter: [Mr.N has caused the pumpkin truck to crash. He grabs the twins and tries to act natural, just no luck] Hey! My pumpkins!
Mr. N: [Begins to run] Run! Run!
Pumpkin Driver: [Chases subsequently the girls and Mr.N] Come back hither!
Mr. Northward: Chop-chop! Run!
Lynn Farmer: Let's go out of here!
Kelly Farmer: I'm with y'all!
Mr. Due north: Run!
Mr. Northward: What'southward shaking, man?
Gravedigger: Ahh! Oh!
[Falls backwards to garbage numberless]
Lynn Farmer: [Goes to grab Gravedigger from escaping] Oh, no you don't.
[Pulls Gravedigger back to the Oscarmobile]
Mr. North: How do y'all exercise? Plato Naufzagger. Stay cool. I''m not really a bird. Nice place you've got here.
Gravedigger: A talking crow?
[Opening line]
Oscar: The following is based on a true story, maybe.
[Sinister laugh]
Mr. N: [after losing the pumpkin-truck driver] Yous girls are really fast. I have trouble keeping up with you.
[Lynn hums a tune while the grouping walks in the forest]
Mr. N: Heh, I recollect we've lost him.
Lynn Farmer: And us.
Kelly Farmer: I feel bad nearly that poor man and his pumpkins.
Mr. Northward: Of course. I will compensate him and I will earn his possible opportunity.
Kelly Farmer: Which manner do nosotros go?
Mr. N: Well uh... hmm...
Lynn Farmer: We're lost, aren't we?
Mr. N: Don't exist giddy. We're uh... hmm...
Kelly Farmer: We know where we are. Nosotros just don't know where everything else is.
[Makes "Oh well" expression]
Lynn Farmer: Permit's try this way.
[They continue to walk]
Kelly Farmer: Did you lot know that on Halloween goblins roam the land?
Lynn Farmer: And ghosts and witches and ilk?
Mr. Northward: Oh, this is just dizzy superstition. Ha ha ha.
[an owl hoots in the distance]
Mr. North: Aah! Don't injure me! What was that?
Lynn Farmer: I think that was simply an owl.
Mr. North: Oh! Of course it was. I was only testing you.
Lynn Farmer: Maybe you should go ahead and make sure nothing's there.
Mr. N: Me?
Lynn Farmer: You're the adult.
Mr. Northward: [Reluctant] I got half of mind to become back to my span.
Kelly Farmer: Simply I thought you were gonna help us get the moonstone.
Mr. N: Near this moonstone; at present, is this ane of those... teeny-weeny, niggling gems?
Lynn Farmer: Big!
Kelly Farmer: Humongous!
Mr. N: [Trying non to human activity scared] Ha ha ha ha ha! I was just kidding! Ha ha ha! Of course, I would never leave you two on your ain.
Lynn Farmer: [to Kelly] We're in big trouble.
Don Farmer: Where are the girls? Have they fallen backside?
[Whistles]
Don Farmer: Ladies!
[the twins' replacements come from behind the bushes]
Christine Farmer: There they are. Come on.
Mr. North: [Kelly and Mr. N are being chased by Aunt Agatha and the mob] Upwards there! Upward there!
Kelly Farmer: What if information technology'due south a expressionless end?
Mr. N: It's not, trust me.
[Runs up the hill]
Kelly Farmer: It's a dead terminate. Read the sign.
[Points to a Dead End sign]
Aunt Agatha: You've come across a dead end!
Kelly Farmer: [Points upstairs] This way!
Aunt Agatha: How user-friendly! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Mr. N: [Kelly and Mr. N climb upstairs] Hurry! Hurry!
[They enter inside the building]
Mr. North: Adept, we'll exist safe in here... wherever we are.
Aunt Agatha: [shouting from outside] You're trapped in there!
Mr. N: She doesn't know where we are.
Aunt Agatha: Nosotros're watching the stairway, and nosotros're watching the elevator! Give yourselves upwards now!
Mr. N: I accept a program!
Kelly Farmer: This ought to exist good.
Mr. North: Practise y'all want to hear it or not?
Kelly Farmer: Yes.
Mr. N: OK.
[They both sit down downwards]
Mr. N: I'll go down and tell her that we haven't got the moonstone, and that Lynn and Oscar accept it, and they're gonna throw it off the bridge then that it can't do any more harm.
Kelly Farmer: Fifty-fifty if she believes that, she even so won't let usa get.
Mr. N: Ah, but you're not reckoning with the persuasive charms of the silver-tongued Mr. N.
[Mr. N exits while Kelly stays back and locks the door]
Mr. N: [Oscar successfully gets on the roof] Caw! Good flying!
Oscar: [Looks down] I'll unlock the side door!
Gravedigger: Okay.
[Lynn and Gravedigger run for the side door]
Aunt Agatha: If they come anywhere almost this house, I'll take care of them besides! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Lynn Farmer: [Lynn, Oscar, and Gravedigger endeavor to enter Agatha'due south mansion] I guess since she'south my aunt, I should go first?
Gravedigger: Yep.
Lynn Farmer: [Lynn walks to the door every bit Oscar and Gravedigger await. She tries unsuccessfully to turn the knob] It's locked.
Oscar: Let'southward go around back.
Gravedigger: Let'southward go bowling.
[Oscar threatens Gravedigger]
Gravedigger: OK,OK.
[They get around back]
Oscar: [Oscar tries to open the door] Information technology'south locked. She may be mean, only she ain't stupid.
Lynn Farmer: We tin can't surrender.
Oscar: I take an idea, come on.
[They run far away from the mansion to become a better look]
Oscar: I think there's only one way to arrive.
Lynn Farmer: You hateful that window up at that place that's open?
Oscar: You got it!
Gravedigger: Yeah, but how exercise nosotros become up there?
Oscar: To the Oscarmobile, quick!
[Lynn and Oscar run while Gravedigger falls behind]
[Mr. Due north jumps in front of the Farmer's windshield to make clean it]
Don Farmer: [Nervously] Uh, uh, uh, cheers. Just um... could y'all non do that, please? I... I don't have any spare change.
Mr. N: Uh-uh, I'll take plastic, dollars, lighters, yen, lira, simoleons, loonies.
Kelly Farmer: [Kelly and Lynn hand him lollipops] Exist certain to castor your teeth later.
Lynn Farmer: Don't forget to floss.
Mr. Due north: [Looks disappointed] What's this?
Kelly Farmer,Lynn Farmer: [Together] It'due south pineapple!
Mr. Due north: What am I going to practise with pineapple? I detest pineapple!
Customer: And then exactly when does this beautiful adult female fall in love with me?
Madame Lulu: Any day at present darling. Whatsoever day at present.
Mr. North: Madame Lulu.
Madame Lulu: [Looking for the next customer] Next.
Mr. N: Madame Lulu, can I take a discussion with you?
Madame Lulu: Delight, not to stand in the way of the paying customers. Adjacent.
Mr. Due north: Uh, Lulu, these young ladies need some advice.
Madame Lulu: Practice you lot have $5?
[the twins milkshake their heads no]
Madame Lulu: Next.
Mr. North: Lulu, how would you lot similar for me to tell these dainty people that you're non from Romania at all, but you're from Brooklyn?
Madame Lulu: How would yous similar me to tell these little girls that the closest you always been to Buckingham Palace is a royal flush?
Mr. Northward: Oh ha ha ha!
Madame Lulu: All correct, make it fast.
Mr. N: These young ladies take an aunt who's going to some sort of witches' gathering this night, and I thought since these loonies come up to you, you may have an idea where they're getting together.
Madame Lulu: I accept no idea, adjacent!
Kelly Farmer: Just can't you look into your crystal brawl?
Madame Lulu: What are you lot, nuts?
Lynn Farmer: What are you lot, a phony distortion?
Madame Lulu: [Feeling chosen out] All correct. All correct.
[Pretends to look into the future]
Madame Lulu: Yeah! The vision is coming to me now. I run across a gathering high on a mountaintops where owls call. Hoo! Hoo! OK? Now crush it.
Lynn Farmer: Well, can't y'all be more specific, like how you become there?
Madame Lulu: What, for a $v IOU, y'all desire a city map?
[Lynn rotates her wand, causing the crystal ball to actually work, Lulu gasps]
Madame Lulu: What'd she do to my crystal ball? What's going on?
Mr. N: Hey, I recognize that articulation! The gathering must exist down at the old abandoned warehouse district.
Kelly Farmer: On Halloween?
Mr. North: Hey, that'due south really good, Lulu. And all this fourth dimension I thought y'all were simply a fake.
[Madame Lulu faints]
Kelly Farmer: Has she been doing this for very long?
Lynn Farmer: Are we going to go home now and make our costumes?
Christine Farmer: Well, nosotros're gonna make a short end on the manner dwelling house commencement, just to run into somebody.
Lynn Farmer: Okay, just and then we don't have to wear the aforementioned costumes. That is and so dorky. I don't want to await like Kelly.
Kelly Farmer: And I don't desire to look similar you lot, either.
Don Farmer: Kelly, Lynn. Well, here we are.
[They park in front of the mansion]
Kelly Farmer: Ooh! What a great house!
Lynn Farmer: Who lives there?
Christine Farmer: My Aunt Agatha.
Kelly Farmer: You lot take an aunt that lives in a house similar that? You never told us about her.
Don Farmer: Well, sweet-pea, she'south not exactly what you'd call a close relative.
Kelly Farmer: Is there anything nosotros tin can exercise to change that?
Christine Farmer: I think you two better look in the car with Norman. We won't exist long.
Kelly Farmer: How come we can't come?
Christine Farmer: Well, she doesn't similar children.
Lynn Farmer,Kelly Farmer: [Together] She doesn't like children?
Don Farmer: [Whispering to the twins] She doesn't like anybody. Come on, let'southward get this over with.
Christine Farmer: Now, you two be good.
[Lynn climbs over to the commuter'south seat, pretending to bulldoze]
[Lynn and Kelly clean up the remains of the shattered mirror, terminal lines]
Aunt Agatha: Help me!
[the girls pick up a big piece of the mirror to see it's Aunt Agatha]
Aunt Agatha: I know yous volition help me.
Kelly Farmer,Lynn Farmer: [Together] No hazard.
[They dump the mirror piece in the bucket and walk out together property hands]
Aunt Agatha: I hate Halloween...
Aunt Agatha: [On the fashion to the witches' gathering] Step on it, I don't want to be late!
George: We're already exceeding the recommended speed limit, madam.
Aunt Agatha: Silence! I want you to drive faster!
George: I assume you want me interruption at the red lights?
Aunt Agatha: Do I pay you to assume things?
George: No, madam. In fact, y'all pay me nothing.
Aunt Agatha: And you get what you pay for. At present close up and drive! I'll worry well-nigh the scarlet lights.
[Uses her magic to sabotage the traffic lights]
Aunt Agatha: Heh heh heh heh heh.
Gravedigger: Not in the dark. No, sir. Not on Halloween. No sir. Not so shut to midnight!
Lynn Farmer: But you take to take us in that location!
Gravedigger: In that location'due south no telling what terrible things might happen if yous try to break that spell. Oh no, I'yard staying right here where it's nice and bright!
[Folds his arms]
Lynn Farmer: Oscar,
[Gets up off the table]
Lynn Farmer: Why don't you stay here for a minute?
Oscar: I don't retrieve you should go outside...
[Lynn elbows Oscar]
Oscar: Ow. OK... expert idea.
[She walks out]
Oscar: [to Gravedigger] Expect, Mr. Gravedigger, yous have to assistance us and fast. You told the girls the spell has to exist cleaved by midnight.
Gravedigger: Did I say that? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, y'all could do information technology anytime, someday at all. I'd expect til next summer if I were you lot.
[Lynn turns the lights off, causing Gravedigger to become scared]
Gravedigger: Ahh! This never happened before! I... I don't like the dark.
Lynn Farmer: [Reappears] Gee, the lights went out.
Gravedigger: Yeah.
Lynn Farmer: Well, I guess information technology'south time to get and leave Mr. Gravedigger...
[Pats him on the shoulder]
Lynn Farmer: all alone in the nighttime.
Gravedigger: [Grabs Lynn] Oh, no, no, no, no, don't go. Don't go, I don't similar to be alone in the dark.
[Lets go of her]
Lynn Farmer: If y'all like, we'll keep y'all visitor.
Gravedigger: [Relieved] Oh! Oh, cheers.
Lynn Farmer: On the way to Aunt Agatha's.
[Lynn and Oscar leave. With no other options, Gravedigger grabs his jacket and follows them]
[riding in a pumpkin truck]
Mr. N: Well, here nosotros are. Of course, if at that place was whatever justice, I would take a limo and a chauffeur.
Lynn Farmer: And a bill you lot couldn't pay.
Mr. N: Yes, ladies. Coin is the key and I want lots and lots of it. Heh heh.
Lynn Farmer: Have you always tried working for it?
Mr. N: Hey, at that place are limits. Besides, saving your house and finding your long-lost aunt, what else are you going to wish for?
Kelly Farmer: I want to be a doctor when I abound up.
Lynn Farmer: I wanted to be a doctor first!
Kelly Farmer: We can both be doctors.
Mr. Northward: Yes. I would like to exist a doctor also.
Kelly Farmer: And then you can relieve people's lives?
Mr. N: Then I can pull down 300 g a year and drive the Mercedes. Heh heh heh.
Mr. N: Oscar, can't you make this affair go faster?
[suspension]
Mr. N: If I knew the way, I'd fly.
Kelly Farmer: Are you asleep?
[Camera pans to the left]
Lynn Farmer: Are you nuts?
[They both get out of bed]
Lynn Farmer: Nosotros've been in this house since nosotros were young.
Kelly Farmer: And Norman'due south been here since he was a puppy, too.
[Kelly takes a seat]
Kelly Farmer: I sure wish Aunt Agatha would give Mom and Dad some coin.
Lynn Farmer: If Aunt Sofia were complimentary, she'd help Mom and Dad.
[Thinks]
Lynn Farmer: We have to become the moonstone.
Kelly Farmer: And free Aunt Sofia.
Lynn Farmer: [Whispering somewhat loudly] Do you believe in magic?
Kelly Farmer: Well... I'one thousand open to the thought.
Lynn Farmer: If nosotros go to the witches' gathering, maybe we could go the moonstone.
Kelly Farmer: But we don't know how to get there.
Lynn Farmer: You said you believed in magic.
Kelly Farmer: I said I was open to the idea, I didn't say I'd get to a witches gathering.
Lynn Farmer: We'll do what Dad said and improvise.
Kelly Farmer: Maybe nosotros should endeavour explaining this to Mom and Dad.
Lynn Farmer: Oh, yeah, correct."Sure kids. I'll let you stay upwards until midnight to break the spell." Uh-huh, I can just imagine them saying that.
Kelly Farmer: Simply maybe they can assist us figure information technology out.
Lynn Farmer: No, this is something we accept to exercise on our ain.
Kelly Farmer: I guess so.
[they walk towards Norman]
Kelly Farmer: If nosotros disappear like Aunt Sofia, I'll certain miss Norman.
Lynn Farmer: Norman, nosotros're going on a scary and dangerous mission tomorrow.
Kelly Farmer: But if we don't come back, you make certain to have care of Mom and Dad.
[They hug Norman, who whimpers]
Aunt Agatha: Sit downward. Over in that location.
[Don and Christine sit down downwards]
Christine Farmer: I knew that if I'd called, you wouldn't have wanted u.s.a. to come.
Aunt Agatha: You're right. Why did you?
Christine Farmer: Well, it's been vii years since I've actually seen you lot. E'er since Aunt Sofia left.
[Grabs a picture frame that shows Aunt Sofia and Aunt Agatha together]
Christine Farmer: I know it must have been very upsetting for you lot when she left.
Aunt Agatha: Upsetting? Ha ha ha! I'yard loving it! Proficient riddance, I say! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Christine Farmer: But I have never understood how you lot could just cutting off contact with everybody like that. You barely know Don. You never even met our girls. We're family.
Aunt Agatha: Family? Family is just strangers who happen to exist related
Don Farmer: [Faking a smile] I'chiliad so glad nosotros came.
[Christine elbows Don]
Kelly Farmer: [Inbound the witches' gathering] Do you come across Aunt Agatha?
Lynn Farmer: No, but this is definitely her ilk.
Mr. N: [almost Aunt Agatha] She'due south the Elizabeth Taylor of the weirdos.
Aunt Agatha: [Snapping her fingers, trying to get Sofia to appear] Permit's go, let'southward go.
[Walking dorsum and forth]
Aunt Agatha: Come on. Come on, where are yous?
Aunt Sofia: [Appears] They've come up, haven't they? I knew they'd come someday.
Aunt Agatha: Don't get your hopes up, goody-two-shoes.
Aunt Sofia: But...
Aunt Agatha: No buts. Tomorrow night at midnight, it'll be seven years since I banished you. Ha ha ha.
Aunt Sofia: Oh!
Aunt Agatha: The large vii, and the spell becomes permanent. Heh heh heh. I'm going to drip bat'south blood and sealing wax on this mirror and bury information technology. I have a nice grave all fix. Ha ha ha ha ha!
[Sips her beverage]
Aunt Sofia: Yous really bask existence evil, don't yous?
Aunt Agatha: It's the best. Heh heh heh.
[Sips again, Sofia disappears]
Aunt Agatha: [to Kelly] I'll boil the two of yous in oil, before I banish you forever. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Aunt Agatha: [to George] Faster!
Bernard Brewster: Hullo, Bernard Brewster. Real-Estate Division, National General Bank.
[Shakes Christine'south paw]
Bernard Brewster: Yous must be Mrs. Farmer. So glad to run into you.
[Enters the house]
Christine Farmer: What can I practice for yous?
Bernard Brewster: Well, yous know, seeing as you're going in foreclosure on Monday, I thought I'd come up by, have a little advanced peek and... this must be the living room.
[Sees Don off-screen]
Bernard Brewster: Hello, Bernard Brewster. Real-Estate Division, National General Banking company. Did you decorate this room yourself?
Don Farmer: [Confused] Uh, aye we did. But...
Bernard Brewster: Zip a fiddling paint won't prepare up.
Don Farmer: Hold on! What?
[Makes a "Who is this guy" expression]
Don Farmer: You lot can't just come up in here! Did you lot call?
[Follows Bernard]
Bernard Brewster: [Examines the twins' room; Norman barks] It'll look a lot bigger when all the uh... toys are cleared out.
Kelly Farmer: What do you mean, cleared out?
Bernard Brewster: Hey, aren't you two beautiful? Hey, ii... cute. Ha ha ha. I remember I'chiliad seeing double.
Don Farmer: [Grabs Bernard] That's it. Out.
Bernard Brewster: [while being escorted out] Hey, what's your problem?
Don Farmer: Out!
Bernard Brewster: Hey look, come on, requite me a intermission.
Don Farmer: Listen, pal, the Existent-Estates Division of National Full general Bank isn't giving me any breaks. Now get out of here, and don't come back without an appointment!
[Long silence. The twins await at Christine and Don, confused]
Don Farmer: Family conference time.
[Cuts to the living room]
Don Farmer: So, what all that stuff means is... because we've had these bug making the payments, the bank wants to take back the house and sell information technology. But Daddy is not going to let that happen.
Lynn Farmer: But why didn't you tell us? I thought nosotros're all supposed to share our problems.
Kelly Farmer: Yes, everybody says and then. Phil Donahue, Oprah...
Lynn Farmer: Sally Jessy, Larry King...
Kelly Farmer: [Pats her on the shoulder] I call up they get the point.
Christine Farmer: Nosotros didn't desire yous to worry. And nosotros were hoping we'd be able to get the coin soon. We even tried asking Aunt Agatha for a loan.
[Turns to Don]
Christine Farmer: If only Aunt Sofia were here. She'd assist u.s.a..
Kelly Farmer: Merely we don't want to go out this house.
Lynn Farmer: Where will we go?
Don Farmer: [Walks towards the twins to cheer them up] Hey! Hey! We'll figure something out, huh?We'll improvise.
[Trying to blend into the oversupply]
Lynn Farmer: I would like to get my hands on those twins.
Kelly Farmer: Those trivial BRATS!
Gravedigger: [on the way to Aunt Agatha's mansion] This is information technology, this is the identify! Yous tin can permit me off right at present.
Mr. North: Sit down Jack, you're rocking the boat!
[later tucking the twins into bed]
Christine Farmer: We are and then lucky to have those two.
Don Farmer: You're telling me.
[Kisses Christine]
Don Farmer: And I'm telling you lot. Something's going to happen to save this house. Nosotros just got to call up positive.
Christine Farmer: I'm still a little worried that Lynn is getting frustrated with being a twin. It's making her bossy to Kelly. It'south starting arguments betwixt them. I'm not sure how to handle it.
Don Farmer: Kids are always going to fight a niggling.
[They sit down in the living room]
Don Farmer: As for this twin thing, they merely want to be recognized every bit individuals. That's fair plenty.
Christine Farmer: Information technology's hard for twins, though.
Don Farmer: Well, kids are stronger than we retrieve. They'll get over it.
Christine Farmer: I don't know. Agatha never did.
Don Farmer: [Considers her point] Hmm.
[while riding in the pumpkin truck]
Kelly Farmer,Lynn Farmer: [singing together] I know a vocal that gets on everybody's fretfulness, everybody'south nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody'southward fretfulness, everybody'southward fretfulness, everybody'southward fretfulness. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes, boom, boom.
[They stop]
Aunt Agatha: They're coming to the gathering. Wonderful! Shortly I'll have those two little girls right where I want them. Ha ha ha ha ha!
[while trick-or-treating]
Christine Farmer: The kids don't seem to be as upset today as they were last dark.
Don Farmer: They're little kids, they alive in the moment.
Christine Farmer: That sounds good. What do you say we forget our troubles too, and merely enjoy Halloween.
Don Farmer: Mrs. Farmer, you got yourself a deal.
[They buss, leaving them distracted enough for the twins to go ready for their adventure]
Singer: A-one, a-two, a-three. Ah! We'll accept our cassettes on sale on the way out.
Mr. North: I can't look to become one of those.
[Running from Aunt Agatha and the gatherers]
Lynn Farmer: I hate this!
Kelly Farmer: You were the i that didn't want to tell Mom and Dad!
Aunt Agatha: Seize those twins!
Oscar: Hurry! They're right behind the states!
[after losing the mob]
Oscar: The declension is clear. Come up on!
Lynn Farmer: Where'southward Mr. North and Kelly?
[Arriving at the witches' gathering]
Oscar: This is the identify.
[He parks the Oscarmobile]
Oscar: Come on!
Lynn Farmer: [Passes the wand to Kelly] Your turn.
Oscar: Come on!
Kelly Farmer: How are we going to become by this guy?
Oscar: Merely let me do all the talking.
Doorman: Invitations, delight.
Oscar: Uh, this are my covenant.
[the doorman blankly stares]
Oscar: I had our invitation, but my blackness true cat ate it.
Kelly Farmer: [Raises the wand] You lot take a trouble with that?
[the magic starts to take control of the doorman]
Doorman: No.
[Allows the group to enter]
[Aunt Agatha has forced the Farmers to leave]
Aunt Agatha: And never come back! You hear me? Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Gravedigger: If you had my job, you'd be nervous too.
Kelly Farmer: What's your job?
Gravedigger: I'm a gravedigger. That's why I'm digging a grave.
Lynn Farmer: For who?
Gravedigger: Shh! Shh! I'm doing it for very little money. For... Her. Information technology doesn't pay to cross her. Who or what she plans to coffin hither, I don't know. I don't want to know. Oh, I have to hurry. I'm going home every bit soon as I tin, and I'1000 not leaving my house again until the day after Halloween!
Lynn Farmer: How come up?
Gravedigger: Don't you know what happens on Halloween?
Kelly Farmer: Yep, y'all become pull a fast one on-or-treating!
[Gravedigger shakes his head]
Kelly Farmer: [to Lynn] This guy needs to become out more than.
[Lynn nods in agreement]
[the twins run into their Aunt Agatha for the first time and notice a gem around her neck]
Kelly Farmer,Lynn Farmer: [Together] The moonstone.
George: There's someone at the door, madam.
Aunt Agatha: Duh!
George: Should I answer it, madam?
Aunt Agatha: No, I'll respond information technology. You sit down here and be filthy rich.
[He gets the sarcasm and closes the door]
[Oscar is picking a lock that leads to Aunt Sofia]
Mr. Due north: Caw! Oscar, you're so slow!
Lynn Farmer: Go along working on it Oscar. I accept to do something.
[Heads dorsum downstairs]
Mr. N: Where you going?
[Lynn and Kelly run upstairs to the attic to free Aunt Sofia]
Aunt Agatha: Finish them! Stop them! Come back here, you lot little pip-squeaks! Come back here! Exercise you hear me? Come up back here! I'm waiting for you!
[Driving around to discover Lynn and Kelly]
Christine Farmer: Aunt Agatha yelled at the girls, only yous don't think she'd really hurt them, do yous?
Don Farmer: Of course not.
[Don's car has broken down]
Don Farmer: Broken fan belt.
[He slams the front hood of the car]
Don Farmer: It's just a few blocks away, come up on!
[Don and Christine take off]
[Searching for Aunt Sofia]
Aunt Sofia: [Loudly off-screen] Assist me!
Lynn Farmer: Aunt Sofia? Aunt Sofia.
Aunt Sofia: [Off-screen] Help me!
[Lynn flips the hallway lights on, continues to search around]
Lynn Farmer: Sofia.
Aunt Sofia: [Off-screen] Aid me!
Lynn Farmer: Aunt Sofia.
[She turns on the lights to another hallway]
Aunt Sofia: [Off-screen] I'yard in the attic!
[Lynn opens the door that leads to the attic]
Aunt Sofia: I'g in the cranium!
Lynn Farmer: Quick! Up here!
[She runs upstairs]
Aunt Agatha: My colleagues, gatherers, comrades... Count?
[a man solutes to Agatha]
Aunt Agatha: Um, before I begin our convolution and the cry of curses, allow me first mention an emergency that I see as a juicy challenge for the entire group, ane I think you will enjoy helping me to solve. Vii years ago, I bandage a powerful spell, a spell that banished my sweet, namby-pamby twin sister to a life of lonely isolation on the other side of a mirror.
[the crowd applause]
Aunt Agatha: Naughty me.
Witch #three: She's skillful. She is very good.
Mr. N: Oscar, let'southward go. I accept an idea.
Aunt Agatha: Tonight at midnight, the spell becomes permanent.
Oscar: Come on. Follow me.
[They get out]
Aunt Agatha: But, there are those who would interfere with my spell, who seek to undo all my bad work. The ones who resist me are very young.
Witch #ii: Kids these days accept no respect.
Witch #3: Children are sick!
Aunt Agatha: The ones that resist me are sisters, a set of twins. And why have I asked yous to assistance me?
Witch #2: [Along with the rest of the crowd] Why? Why?
Kelly Farmer: Why?
Aunt Agatha: Because the twins are hither, among us!
Lynn Farmer: I'd like to get my easily on those twins.
Kelly Farmer: Those fiddling BRATS!
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